Life Is Like That

上Dr. Swami的课，是很有趣的
每十五分钟，他就会来一段"Life Is Like That"

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There were 3 men from 3 different countries.
You don't need to know which countries they were from
just know that it's 3 countries will do.

One of them said,
"In our country, we have a building that's so tall,
till it can TOUCH the sky!"
The other two men stared at him. So he continued,
"...maybe just a little bit lower than that."

The second guy also wanted to bluff about his country, and said,
"In our country, we have a submarine that can dive so low,
till it can TOUCH the bottom of the sea!"
The other two men stared at him. So he continued,
"...maybe just a little bit higher than that."

The first two guys then looked at the third guy,
waiting for him to say something "nice" about his country.
So the last man said,
"Well...in our country, all of us can eat with nose.
...maybe just a little bit lower..."

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(No offense...but...)
One day, Bill Gates dead, and he reached the upper world
and met St Peter (or some godness)
St Peter asked him,
"Since you contribute so much to the world by inventing all those fantastic softwares,
you shall be sent to the heaven.
But on the other hand, you have been monopoly for such a long time
and that sometimes led to corruption and blahblahblah...,
you shall be sent to the hell.
So, I let you choose. Do you want to go to the heaven or the hell?"

Bill Gates thought for a while and said,
"Okay, I would like to have a look that those 2 places before making a choice."
"No problem," said St Peter.

So, Bill Gates was brought to the entrance of the hell.
He took a glance inside...
It was a beach! With lots of people relaxing, playing and enjoying there...
It looked good in the hell.

Then, they went to the entrance of the heaven.
Bill Gates took a glance inside...
There was nothing inside.
Just a white background with people wearing white, reading books or being idle.
It looked boring in the heaven.

Finally, Bill Gates made a decision,
"I want to go to the hell."
"Sure, no problem," replied St Peter.
So he was brought to the hell.

Once he stepped in, he was shocked by the scene there.
It was totally different from what he saw just now.
People was beaten, screaming and suffering in the hell.
"Oh dear, just what happened?!!
Why is it totally different from what I saw just now?!!!" Bill Gates asked.
And St Peter slowly replied,
"Oh... That was the screensaver..."

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